We've been operating this resort for many years. In all that time, we've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or steal pictures off the walls and use them as a colouring book.
We've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And we've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at our resort.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too!